~Words for the Stressed~

2001-09-26T12:13:00.000-07:00

Miami in her wonderful house at 8.10 pm

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrgh, haven't used this in aaaaaaaaaaageeeees... well I'm a wee bit stressed.. everyone is not talknig to each other and it is tres depressoes. Also I am very bored with life. And I feel no pain.. am I bleeding internally???
Anyways, luvyas both,
Miami xxxxxxx

2001-06-18T13:49:00.000-07:00

Mai-anh
can't b fagged writing the date or time

Awwww babe y r u stressed??!?!??!?!?!?!?!
Loveyah loads,
Miami xxxxxxx

2001-06-17T10:00:00.000-07:00

erm dunno what the date or time is
jessie's house

heya!!!!
well im stressed
jessiexxx

2001-06-16T00:34:00.000-07:00

Mai-anh Peterson 8.30 am 16th June 2001. About to have a bath.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
It's too EARLY.
8.30 AM!!!!
What the hell am I doing up?!?!?!
Well I'm not too streessed at the mo so I can't really complain about anything. Except:
I HATE ROSS!!!!!!
Yuck.
Well, cu guys l8r.
Going to the DC sports day 2day.
Wish ur mum happy b'day from me Pheebs!
Loveya,
Miami xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

2001-06-10T02:28:00.000-07:00

Sum time Sunday morning Pheebs has sum new words...

WHEY WHEY WHEY! I just had to say that! I cant stay for long, But I just had to say
HIPPITY HI HOP!
RAAAAAAAMZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIII

There!

Cya guys I shall write longer;8r

Luv ya Pheebz. xxx

SAVE THE WALES SAVE THE WHALES!

2001-06-10T01:46:00.000-07:00

Mai-anh Peterson 9.42 am, 10th June 2001. Eating a strawberry.

The exams are over! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I had a really great weekend, actually. Today I'm just gonna kick back and not bother doing anything.
Shit.
I forgot my RS hwk. Oh well.
Hey Phoebe ur dream about 2moro being a bank holiday had better be accurate!!!
Father's day soon, guys.
Well better go, byebye!
XXXXXXXXXXXXX
ps. FUCK THE NATION, SAVE THE WHALES!

2001-06-04T12:01:00.000-07:00

jessie Sayer at her colorful house
7:48 PM.

hey, yeh, i am crap at comps, i was not born for the material world. anyway........am gonna fail, but hoo cares cause i am gonna be a hippy 4 foreva more, not bothat goin to school, b a spiritual marujuana addict ho wants world peace and serenity. yes. in a room full of incence and felling high wirth my guy, we shall merditate and be....serene. very serene. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh. that is the life. i shall be fine. and you guys can come visit me and get high. tis fine with me
well the geography test wus 2day, and i failed. i countred it up. if i get all the questions i did right, which i wont, cause i guessed,, i will get 26 out of 40. but i'll probs get like 10 out of 40!! but again, does not matter cause i am gonna be a hippy!!! yay!! yeh the mummy returns was good, i went 2 see it with pheebs. was good.anywayz, blaaaaaaaa blaaaaaa...hope no one i wanna impress sees this. hehehe....yeh,, hopefully not!!
anyway,
fuck the nation!!!
kuv ya all,
jessiexxx

2001-06-01T14:20:00.000-07:00

Mai-anh Peterson, computer room in her house, in Brockley

Warmth?!?!?! Lucky you!!!
I'm so stressed, and I've had the shittiest day.
Can I just say, I refuse to do anymore revision, because it's pointless and stupid because they're not REAL exams.
Fuck them all.
Fuck the nation.
Hellos to people:
Ellie, Darty, Ian, Sweet, DJ, Rab, Cardi, I love you all! Heh.
I felt like doing that.
And I love you two, as well.
PHOEBE DAMMIT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON TOMORROW?!?!?!??!
What time???
Where???
ARRRRGH!
Btw Jess, when you put in your entry, you don't need to edit the one I already did, you put it in the new box that says 'Post to ~*Words for the Stressed*~ Heh. :P
Gotta run, luvya all,
Miami xxxxxx

2001-06-01T12:47:00.000-07:00

8.39pm Pheebs prayering the stressed

Me too me too! Have had the best day! Mummy Returns is fabbity fab fab! Life is good, apart from the git Aken...but hey, life cant b perfect huh?!
Okay, so, here I am...
Mymaster, ur writing in Oxford was tres fab!!! And yeh the guy next door was scary, looking at us in a STRANGE way...
But Im blabbering on!

Cya guys, I shall write l8r

Luv ya Pheebs. xxx

2001-06-01T12:15:00.000-07:00

Phoebe Newman...at the Newman household comp, typing for britain

Heya guys!

WOW! We have the blog!!! YAY! Okay carrying on all of the fucks and all of that...
FUCK THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y do guys have to be a big pain up the arse? NOT fair, gal are TRES civilized!

Erlack have to go, mumzy has to go on the comp, so I'll cya in cyberspace in an updated version huh?

Luv ya Pheebs. xxx

2001-06-01T09:57:00.000-07:00

Jessie sayer 29/05/01
Guest at the peterson house

Hello miami! How are you? I am fine. This is jessimepop!!! Your litte egg!! Anywayz, I am ……..ooh! hate to leave the subject of my fabulo feelings about me, but……lalalalala!!!! Heehee! Have absolutely nothing to say, aint that something, hahahaham haha,….yeh…funnny..hmm. well anyway, hmm..ooh having a fabulo tim at ur fabulo home! Am loving the coputer, tis great, really is. I want one damn it!! Ugh pheebs message will be like a million times worse than mine!! Hahahah!!(by the way that means it will be better)
I AAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM ANNOYED. Because damn stupid boys hate me. Everyone fani someone at that party except for me, but doesn't matter though cause I have you and pheebs and rosy and all of my friends. Bbbbbblllllllllaaaaaaaaa. This must be good and long and fab and ou must laugh your head of the whole time. Because I am funny, yes very very very very very very very very very very very very very funny!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!I am funny.
OOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAARRRRRRR!!! MY FELLOW TATTY PICKER!! WE ARE FAB!! V.V.V.V.V.V.V.V. FAB!!AND WE WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD WIT OUR FABNESS!!! AHAHAHAHA!! AND THEY WILL NEVER KNOW THE BETTER!! AHAHAHHAHAHA! PATHETIC MORTALS!! WE SHALL WIN!!! AND MAKE THE COMMON PEOPLE SLAAAAAAAAVES!! AHAHAHAHA!! Anyway, luv ya loads miami and Pheebs

!!
Jessiexxx
(jessimepop)

phoebe newman 29/05/01
guest at the peterson house

Myamster! Heyo sup? Well, Im crapping away at the revision… but hey!I hate Mrs Grant , reading all over that stuff that has said about me…I est depresseos… Reminding myself of my dreams…and pissing all over the place! HAHAHAH! I wonder what Jessamy Pop wrote… I shall read, ho hum riddledy dum. This is a note to u b cos I luv ya, and a piece of my wacko mind. The film was fab, and I luved the film babe… yikes I am making so many bloody mistakes on this laptop, that’s probs b cos I am a crap typer, but hey ho, my NON nimble fingers are not good enough to compare this piece a writing to Jessamys… Erlackos, must meditate:::::
:::HUMMMMMMMMMMMM::::

Ahh feel HEAPS better for that! So this is Phoebe Newman, the wun and only BOZO in the galaxy and DARN PROUD OF IT! Im sitting at Mai-anh's Laptop, which is Tres cooel! And I am typing in the crappest way EVER but hey, NOWUNS perfect!

So babe, Ive had a FAB time at ur house, and I shall hav the BEST NIGHT ever b cos I am with u guys, and also cos Im away from da hell hole home! JK JK! Im just FED up with all of this FUSS over the revision, its not like they actually make a difference in our lives… I am NOT I repeat I AM NOT going to become a bloody nuclear scientist b cos partly I have no got the will power, i.e-I would get bored after 10 mins, and partly, I do not want to follow in my dear Mrs *****’* footsteps and beome a scientist, I do not care if Anelia Samaropoulous wants to become wun, I definitely do not, all of that crap over science, its bullshit!

So, that’s my crap writing on ma moanings! Have a good time babe, and I'll cya in cyberspace after Ive killed maself over the exams! Owch knee hurts, revision to do, Luv ya babe

Luv to ya Darhhhhling

Pheebs. Xxx

They say the next big thing is here… (><) constipated I know!

mai-anh peterson 29/05/01

Well. Itz 12.20 am. And we r crapping away @ revision. Well. Im typing this. Wtf is thermal decomposition? And exthermal fucking whatjamacallit? I no mrs dixon was making such a fuss over one bloody exam but im seriously going 2 fail.. but why do I care? It’s a bullshit test and if I get a crap mark then so what?
Sorry jess is staring at me bcos im talking about sum stupid science thing. I luv u guys so much. Oh, exclamation mark! How exciting! U guys make me laugh so much. Oh wow, putting in exclamation marks makes everything so fun! Fiddlydee! Oh, and like shes so cool bcos shes a stick insect and that's so cooel. And shes a lesbian, y'know. I bet she goes home at night after telling her classes about her imaginary husband and then she makes love to a secret lover..mayb its miss duignan! With her spotty blackhead boobs!
O, nice one jess..WILLIAMSUPERSTAR..that’s sooooo not sad.(heavy sarcasm)
Im so pissed off with mrs *****, pheebs. If she wasn’t a fucking teacher I would fucking rip her fucking head off. Hey. Thought. Lets c how many swear words I can get in a sentence. Sad, I no, but I cant b arsed 2 do revision.
I fucking hate **** it’s a fucking bad crappy shitty school where all the retarded fucking teachers suck each others bloody arses and shit on all the students and the fucking sluts sleep with all the fucking bastards and wankers like fucking mrs bloody ****** fucking ***** and mr perverted *****. I hope he gets suspended. So, guys, I don’t want u 2 go 2moro.. I shal b so bloody bored, doing revision all the way down in fucking oxford. Blah. Well id better let u guys edit ur msgs..
C u in cyberspace, babes.
Words for the stressed, signing out.
Mi@mi xxxxxxxx darlings I luv u!!!!

Jessie Sayer 29/05/01
Guest at peterson house

Ooooooooh bet I can beat mai anh's swear sentence.
Here we go:
Ooh wait b4 I do that 1 thing! SAVE THE WHALE, SAVE THE WHALE,
WHEN NO ONE IS AROUND YOU, SAY YOU
LOVE THE WHALEY!
SAVE THE WHALE, SAVE THE WHALE ETC

OK, HERE WE GO:

Why the fuck do we fucking exploit or stupid bloody arses to the shitty teachers from hell who have no bloody fucking idea who in the hell they are and think they can bloody well fuck them selves. So ha fucking ha hahah bloody fucking ha u stupid arse licking fuckers!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I am aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnngggrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy!!!
Anyway,
Mwah to all,
Kisses
Jessiexxxxxxx

Phoebe Newman, Petersons Desk, 12.57 AM

Phoebes time…lalalalalala

Everywun screams in horror, SHITE PHOEBE IS HERE!!!!!

Ho hum pigs bum, if I was trying to be polite, I would say BOTTOM, BUT…I don’t give a FUCK ABOUT FUCKING SPELLLING!!!! FUCK THE NATION FUCK THE BLOODY UNIVERSE, THIS FUCKING COMMUNITY ITS FUCKED UP TO FUCK UP EVERYBODY!!!!!!

I do not care if I am being a tad on the RUDE side, but I am trying to prove a point, fucks make you feel better, so excuse te next line, it shall be purely for the beloved word of freedom::::
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!

WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE THE WHALE…SAVE IT GODDMAMIT! Cant listen to the whales, or life and exams are fucked up, so we shall turn to the next living animals, in our nation that are purely nice and er charmingly saucy!!!!!

SAVE THE WHALE SAVE THE WHALE
WHEN NOWUN IS AROUND YOU
SAY YOU LOVE THE WHALEY

Think about that, while I curse the DAMN projector!!!! ITS DUM! ITS QUICK, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE A FUCKING BIT BLOODIER BETTER THAN THE REST OF US????? FUCK IT FUCK IT AND FUCK THE HAND THAT WRITES THE NOTES, IT IS A MANGLED HAND AND IT IS SLIMEY AND YEUCKY AND IT IS A SKINNY STICK INSECT UNLIKE SUM PEOPLE THAT THINK EXAMS ARE BLOODY WELL FUCKING IMPORTANT, THEY ARE NOT GODDAMMIT AND FUCK THE NATION APART FROM THE ONES WE LOVE SO BLOODY FUCKING WELL DEARLY, IE U GUYSSSSSS!!!!!!

Alex u fucking bastard and u William u gay prick u R NOT A SUPERSTAR! THAT’S GAY AND CRAP AND FUCKING WELL SAD!!!! Alex I dont think that u can skate, and u sound like u r 10 years old…

The thing is guys, I luv ya, yep, I luv u guys, no objection!!!

Lets leave this fucking nation, leave it and visit CYBERSPACE
And lets save the whales!!!

Save em and save us

And like I said, I luv u guys, ur ma darhhhlings!!!!

Pheebs. Xxx (><) I may be constipated but I am the saviour of the toilet habits, so don’t fuck the street up with piss and crap…
I may b random, but hey, they say Im random don’t they?!!?!?

We r females of the species
Deadly, new, and rulers of the world…

Even if it is fucked up for no purpose!!!!! Due to no faults of our own and not looking at anywun but those fucking T******S

Mai-anh Peterson , location: a warm red computer chair, my bedroom, 1 am.

I have appointed geniuses. Jessie is the genius of table dancing and the game of risk, and Pheebs is the genius of bad toilet habits, so don’t fuck up the streets, man!
Oh how fun, jessie has a bad bladder.
FUCK THE POLICE! Heh sorry darty u got that in my head.
Spangly thongs??? Phoebe u come up with the most random things, babe. Jess has just popped out 2 the loo, and apparantly we can b heard all over the house, swearing and cussing the teachers and generally being arselickers.
I would like to say something:
***** IS A FUCKING ARSEHOLE WHO THROWS BLOODY FUCKING SAD PATHETIC PARTIES AND WHAT FUCKING RIGHT DOES HE FUCKING HAVE TO FUCKING INSULT OUR DARLING JESSIE AND IF HE IS GONNA B LIKE THAT THEN NO 1 SHALL GO 2 HIS PARTIES AND NO 1 WILL LIKE HIM ANYMORE BCOS HE IS A FUCKING BASTARD FUCK HIM FUCK THE WORLD FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE TEACHERS HE CAN LICK MY ARSE BECAUSE HE IS LOWER THAN DIRT AND HE IS A SKINNY RAT WITH NO BALLS WHO CANNOT SPELL AND IS A STUPID FART WHO CANT SHIT BCOS HE IS CONSTIPATED…BADLY.

Im a genius.
That was random. What shall I put?
Oh Sophie is going out with alex 2moro. (alex a, that is, phoebe) y does he like her? What does he see in her? Jesus christ. Fuck her. Oh, shag m' dog I cant b arsed 2 revise tho we must help poor phoebe revise so she wont get into arsefucks with the renters back in the bricks in clapham.
Well that was a weird sentence. Shall I translate?
We must help poor Phoebe study for our exam so she won't get into trouble with her parents back in her house in Clapham. Neat, huh? Okay, fine, no.
Im really annoyed with everyone saying 'k' and 'no offence' and 'no pressure'
And darlings, I LOVE the save the whales gig. U should send it 2 kissthisguy.com
Well ill stop now, luvya darlings!
Miami xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Jessie Sayer, located in mai anh peterson's bedroom, at 1:18 I the morning, on the 29th of may 2001-05-29

Ahahahahahahaha!! TIS JESSIE'S TURN AGAIN TO TYPE, WE ARE THE GENIUSES!! And as miami sed I am the genius of table dancing. I am the greatest table dancer EVER!!! Lalalalala!
Anyway, in science, we are just now revising puberty and periods and how boys are wet freaks who piss their beds with little weeny sperms ,ooh those little sperms are pioneers in the unknown place of the woman's womb!
Anyway, life is good, apart from the stupid exams we have after half term. How the hell can this be a fucking holiday if all we do is study, cause the teachers make this be such a bloody big deal. DAMN IT!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! Am stressed. Blah blah blah blah. Bbooooooooooooo. Well mai anh and pheebs are revising while I write here and think about SAVING THE WHALES!! Me and phoebe and mai anh are gonna join greenpeace and SAVE THE WHALES. And join the whales in the ocean and swim with them!! And live with them, and make little whale babies! (joking) I dont really wanna lose my virginity to a whale!!! Haahahhahahah! Mai anh and phoebe think that I have already lost my virginity!! OH NO THEY HAVE FOUND OUT MY DEADLY SECRET!!NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
O well. They know now! Joking!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, we are lisening to blur for some weird reason???? Ach we are back to puberty and how we grow. And sex of course. Yes, all these things we must revise for. Oooooh plus loads of things in maths. Yes, things I am not gonna go into. Blaaaaaaaahhhhh.
SAVE THE WHALES SAVE THE WHALES,
WHEN NO ONE IS AROUND YOU,
SAY YOU LOVE THE WHALIES!

Oh how we love the whalies!!!

Phoebe newman, in miami's room, at 1:38 at night, bllllllllaaaaaah just finished revising, blaaaaaaah but YAY!!

Phoebes Doc, continued, and FIFI revision!!! YAY!

Okay, let me get a few things straight, everywun is cooel, I feel cooel… and yeh I did fancy Alex for like 3 years, but saying that he wasn’t going to block me and then going out and just doing that and then FIGHTING with Jessie, calling her all of those things just to treat people like SHIT, was defiantely the LAST straw of all of the straw in the field full of straw.. yuck let him beg for mercy b cos I am definatley not going to cum begging for mercy. If he is decent, he will know how I feel, he obviously doesn’t know how to treat girls, it shows that hes not a HUNK magnet, well, yeh I luved him but not anymore.

Okay! Now onto the good stuff! Crappos, revising for Britain!!! Yeh its almost not worth it and I don’t really think that it is if u count having to do exams that basically add up to shit in ur brain!

Fuck the nation, yeh and we do respond to saving the Whales, let us become politicians and then we can joint the GREEN TEAM and save all of the WHALES! LET THEM HAVE A CHANCE AT THE FUCKING LIFE WE NEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

So I guess that’s it from me for a while, ho hum pigs bum

Im in a better mood… but yeh I am in depressios with the Mrs X

Not commenting on that name…

Donald duck DOESN’T NEED A TOWL!

I HATE FERGUS AND ALEX AND WE ALL HATE RAMZI WHAT SORT OF A GEEKY NAME IS RAMZI??? RAMAZEES???

We shall be babe magnets sooner or later, just let the bozos commonly known as BOYS see us after we have become babes!!! But hey we already are!!!!!

So Im constipated, and I m a fucking loser with no sense of reproduction Okay soz, I mean I am a loser with no sense of magentissim, oh well shall make do with the WHALES…

Cya in cyaberspace when Ive finished with the revision

Pheebs

Luv ya guys

P.s-Jason is a wong bong and I don’t think that he shall ever get a girlfriend…ie sexual intercourse and DEFINITELY NO SPERM AND BALLZ!!!!!! SCROTUM SACK… Holds the balls!!! Teehee!!! Fits of giggly laughter!!! Yar byebye.xxx

Mai-anh Peterson, somewhere, floating around in the universe, 1.50 am
Wake up it's a beautiful morning….
No, it's not. Im tired and stressed and I hate science.
Oh, u guys reading this, if we put this on a blog, prepare yourselves for evil talk of sperm and sex and whales and arselickers… okay??
Wake uuuuuuuuuuppppp…
Im really obsessed with this:
WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEY! Hehe.
Im getting obsessed with ASCII! Hurrah! Shall I give u a shat demonstration? Okay.

HHH HHH EEEEEEE YYY YYY
HHH HHH EEE YYY YYY
HHHHHHHHH EEEEEEE YYYYY
HHH HHH EEE YYY
HHH HHH EEEEEEE YYY

K THAT WAS completely SHAT but I cant b arsed 2 do a better one… uv all seen the descs and skunky and stuff on RW MUCK neway, so there.
I think fin the imaginary seal is a prick.
And fynn the bastardo off the coach is a prick-head too.
I can say three lines in spanish! Er…well I have them written on a piece of paper and the only one I can remember is tu est un bastardo.. jessie darling, hav u figured out 'dishwasher' yet??
Well darlings we had all better go 2 bed now, I shall work on putting this into a blog. Which will be availabe to the whole wide web mwahahahahahahahahha…er. Never mind.
Oh shitholes it's 2 am and I cant b fagged 2 go 2 bed.. oooh, Oasis…
U GOTTA ROLL WITH IT U GOTTA TAKE YA TIME, U GOTTA SAY WHATCHA SAY DON'T LET NE BODY GET IN UR WAY, COS IT'S ALL 2 MUCH..FOR ME TO TAKE… we r listening to virgin radio…
Wow… iv managed 2 hardly swear in this post..fungee!
I love u all darlings, c u in cyberspace…
And remember, when ur feeling too happy for ur own boots:
DON’T TELL NE1 UR TROUBLES. HALF OF THEM DON’T CARE AND THE OTHER HALF ARE GLAD THEY HAPPENED 2 U.
Lol.
Luvya again, darrrrrrrrlings,
Miami xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Jessie Sayer 30/05/01
Hahahaha! Tis 9:18 in the morning!!

Heehee! We nned to get dressed, get our stuff together, and eat breakfast in 10 mins, and I am here, typing, totally relaxed! AHAHAHAHAHA! Am feeling powerful. Blaaaaaaah. But need to go soon, but one thing,
SAVE THE WHALES, SAVE THE WHALES,
WHEN NO ONE IS AROUND YOU
SAY YOU LOVE THE WHALIE!

Heehee!! Tis funny. This is our saying now. Blaaaaah. Am tired and dry in the mouth. Iiiiiinnnnntresting. Ach. Mai anh is atrtacking me wildly! Nnooooooooooo!
K,,k,k,k,k, must go, or will become a slave.
Byeeeeeeeeee
Xxxxxxxxxxxx
Jessiexxxxxx

p.s- SAVE THE WHALES SAVE THE WHALES,
WHEN NO ONE IS AROUND YOU ,
SAY YOU LOVE THE WHALIES!

Heehee!

Phoebe is at desk that means we are at risk…ho hum

ARRARR,I am sitting at the desk with FOREVER BADBADBADBADBADBAD HAYFEVER. I wake up with like not having it in ages, and WHOO HOO, I officially have it!!!!

Am dressed and we are all sorting out the revision cards…am obsessed with the whales, yar I AM!!!!!

I must join a peace camp with u guys when I am older and then we can save the whales…
Erlackos, Mr Tony Blair is not doing anything to help them, he is just having BABIES with his darling wife CHERI…EWWW

ERLACKOS, SNEEZE… AA AA A A A A A A A A A A A A CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

::: Sniff sniff::: so u see I am in desperadoes for tishu,(tissue-miami) how the hell do u spell that, its too early for spelling guys!!!!

G2g now guys

Luv ya Pheebs. xxx

Mai-anh Peterson, a blue armchair, Bungalow of Mrs P. Peterson, 12.44 pm 30/05/01

Hey duuuuudes it's me, ur mortal enemy! Haha! The vicious hamster is back! To savage you all…well not u guys bcos I luv ya but I will bite ramzi and alex and william and alex again bcos they r soooo evil 2 u guys. Damn. I have no-one to bite now. Dammit. Oh well, I shall bite the world!
FUCK THE NATION! Darnit phoebe u hav got that into my had, so I shall do sum noo wuns.
FUCK THE STREET SWEEPERS! FUCK THE UNIVERSE! FUCK THE TORIES! FUCK THE LIB DEMS! PRAISE THE MUTHAFUCKING INTERNET! WHOOOOOO!
FUCK THE POLICE! FUCK LABOUR! FUCK THE GOVERNMENT! YEAH!

Okay im dun. I still think fuck the nation is better tho.
I guess itz not so bad here in oxford… imean, theres loads of food, and I can help myself and I have this msg board an its lovely wathr. Shit. The e button doesn't work 2 well. Or th d button..c.. when I typed weather it wnt wathr… that’s shitty…o wll I just wont use th e or th d much. Or ill just miss them out of the word..u guys can guess a word if it has no e rite??
O it sms 2 b working now. cRap. Now it stopped. I hav to prss rally har. And the c isnt working 2 goo ither. Crap. Th ltters arent workinnnnnnnnng! Help!
We hav 2 go to homebase and the petrol station an bloody shotover to walk hopscotch and get paint and petrol. Damn. I hop this laptop is charged enuff.. I want 2 b able to take it with me. So ill say goodbye now and save the battery.
Tata darlinggggs!
Miami xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ow. This ant b good. Some of the buttons still rnt working, I an hardly type because my elbow is squash into th side of the ar, and that might b because my stupid dog is LYING in the MIDDLE of the car sat with a space at 1 end so I am squashed against the other and every time I try 2 move him he just growls so I just tol him off an gav up.
So now I am waiting at a ptrol station, in a boiling hot vehicle with a stupid dog and my dad cant make him mov an h kps growling an th buttons ont work fuk! Oh NO shit. I ant writ fuk… nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Amn this omputr, amn th og… u ant vn ra this so I shall shut up an lav th builing. Gooby. ::hols up a sign saying MOTHR as sh gos down::

Th deceased hamstr… xxxxxxxxxxxx

Im back. I managed to get the dog to move over a bit. We r in my gran's car. Im hot. And I have hair all over my clothes and I have brought my science revision with me. O death be near. Shit theres hair between the keys. Hy. I just rmmbr sumthing. I hav foo. My gran kps ths prsrv fruits an I grabb sum 4 th trip. An shit th kys aren’t working… , an . oh, th ons that go in ths wors:
Appl warf an ool.
Amn thr is no way I an xplain to u guys whih kys arnt working. Wll hopfully u will b lvr an figur thm out. Amn this is gtting impossibl. I am still in th ar an it is vrrrrrry hot with le chien next to me. Ooh. The keys work…. D…. e…. c… YAY1 they’ll probably stop working again soon tho. I am going 2 join greenpeace an sav th whals! But me and jill r going to go 2 africa in our gap yr and help the misfortuned. And im being serious. Mayb l8r when I have a properly working computer and an b arsed with splling and grammr an punctuation I will xplain my point. Amn wr at hombase gotta go, bye arlings!
Miami xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I'm back…. Again. Maybe th kys wor now… too late. Oh no mayb thy o… okay maybe they don’t. the e works tho. Just not the d or th .. okay fine maybe none of them work. Fuk, I ant writ fuk, as in 'F-U- -K' raaaaaaaap. Rap I ant writ rap! Blooy hll I ant write bloody. Yes I an. Bloody hell! Okay wll sumtimes I can. Bloody bloody hell. I can do shit, easy peasy bcos it doesn't hav ne of the letters that don’t work in it. I have suddenly realised that the keys are working now. Hujjah! Hujjah? Wtf was that? Ooooh yay I can hear blue playing in sumones car nearby! BLUE ROCK. 1 for the money and the free rides itz 2 for da lie thatcha denied all rise….hehe. yay I got th og 2 mov ovr… but h squash all my rvision ars.amn him. Oh h an c what I put, no I didn’t mean that I luv u rally hopsoth. Amn I ant vn writ his nam, go ammit! Wll at least I have invented sum new swear words..
Fuck.. oh look I an write fuck! Yay! Okay so bak to nw sweearwords..
Fuk, rap, amn, blooy hll, ammit! Heehee. Now the keys are woring! Whooooooooooooooooo . im getting annoying aren't I? Well we're stopping off at shotover now to walk hopscotch so I will leave you.. (HUJJAH!)byby, c u in cyberspace dolls,at the end of the universe there is a magic cow playing the flute. Over and out,
The vicious hamster xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

AAAAAAAARGH TH CAR IS ROKING BACK AND FORTH BCOS WE R GOING ALONG A REALLY BUMPY Track AT ShoTOver..crAZY CAPiTAlS heehee. Oh its okay now, we are going along a slightly smoother road and th dog is no longer sitting on meeeeeeee yayyyyyyyy!
I don’t think my laptop can handle the heat. Arn. Darn, I mean. I wunder should I tell my dad about the letters not working? Okay well aftr I hav finishd this beause I don’t want him to see it…DUH.
I shoul put this on disk really, so it will b harder to access but I ont hav my disk drive with meeeee so I shall do it at home. Ooooh a breeze coming in thru the window. Neaty neat. FUCK THE NATION. I'm obsessed, well, u lot r obsessed with the whales, so why cant I be obsessed with fucking the nation????
Arrrrrrrrrrrgh the battery is gtting really hot, lik, boiling, so im gonna turn th computer off for a bit to let it cool down.
*Wavies*
sunny xxxxxx

Im beginning to think my gran needs some curtains in her bathroom. I mean, the window is uncovered, ideal for passers by to just look in..and conveniently there's someone having a shit! How fun!
Well, I'm sitting in the bathroom (no I am NOT on the loo) typing this and eating a Mars ice cream. And, of course, thinking about the curtains. Don't ask me why I'm in the bathroom.
Actually. Why /am/ I in the bathroom? Hhmm. No idea. I'll go back out now. Hold on.
In th hallway now..now th kithn… an now im in th living room…an now im in th big blu armhair again.
Shit th kys still aren’t working..fuk fuk fuk! I an't spll it proprly! FUUUUUUUK!
Craphols. Oh, I wrote a c. Hey, mayb that works now..hav you noticed how my writing is now fully punctuated? (with th xeption of the missing keys of course)
I had to pause there for a minute because the battery just went out so I plugged the computer in. Which means I won't be able to write on the way home because it won't have enough charge on it =(
I haven't been online today at all. What a breakthrough.
And, I need to get back so I can go online an make the blog to put all these messages on… I'm getting bored of writing to myself. Heh. Ooooooh I have an idea. Once we've updated, guys, don't tell the others that you've posted.. like a dead letterbox, yeah? Kewl. Oh crap these stupid zig-zag green and red underlined words are ANNOYING ME. So what if I'm not perfect in grammar? I've noticed…the c, d and e keys work now. Oooohlala!
So ummmmm what can I put now? Hrmsies. OOoOoOoHh NeaT I'Ve jUst NoTiCEd tHERe Is an AutosAvE on tHIS CoMpUtEr CooooooEeL!

Enough with the CrAzY CAPItaLS now guys. O.o

I'm going to ASCII in my boredom.

3333333#333333333#333333
33333#####33333#####3333
3333########3#######3333
333##################333
333#########I########333
3333################3333
33333######LUV#####33333
333333############333333
33333333####U####3333333
333333333#######33333333
3333333333#ALL#333333333
33333333333###3333333333
333333333333#33333333333
333333333333333333333333

Wayhay that was arsefucks but do I giv a shit? NO. Oh guss what. Th numbr three has stopped working 2. I mean,the button. Let m just try them out, bcause they seem to be working.. d, e, c and 3. OoooOoOOoOoOooOOoOoh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They doth worketh! Yay! Well, gotta go now, teatime.. :P
Byebye xxxxxxxxxx

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We left at 5. It is now 7.20 and we still aren't anywhere near Brockley. And I SERIOUSLY need to piss. Like, now. But I shall hold in it. Argh. I haven't got much battery on here so this won't be long. We're listening to Abba in the car at the moment. How fun.
Ho hum pigs bum, as Phoebe would say. OMG I NEED THE LOO. EEEEE.
If anyone tries to get in the way of me and that toilet when we get home, I will die. Like, seriously. Boing.
Ping pong. Ding dong bell Polly's in the well.
What the hell was that? A random burst of childish insanity, that's what.
Now we are listening to Marvin Gaye's 'Let's get it on' I like it, but I've heard it in a film somwhere before but I can't remember which one.
Well better run now..
Ttyl peeps!
Miami xxxxx
PS. And remember.. I NEED THE LOO! (>_<)

Yaaaaaay I got home at 8.30. WOULD YOU BELIEVE. I'm online now, so give me 5 minutes and I'll have this baby up on a Blog! Yaaaaaay!

Oh crappit my sister has kicked me off so I can't put this online. Yet. Ho hum pigs bum I sall just watch tv. My god. The cricket's on from 11 till 6.30 today on sky sports…

2001-06-01T09:56:00.000-07:00

YES!
And we have lift-off!
Hey it's Miami I have finally made the ~*Words for the Stressed*~ Blog! Whoo!
Here are our entries from the past couple of days:

Jessie sayer 29/05/01
Guest at the peterson house

Hello miami! How are you? I am fine. This is jessimepop!!! Your litte egg!! Anywayz, I am ……..ooh! hate to leave the subject of my fabulo feelings about me, but……lalalalala!!!! Heehee! Have absolutely nothing to say, aint that something, hahahaham haha,….yeh…funnny..hmm. well anyway, hmm..ooh having a fabulo tim at ur fabulo home! Am loving the coputer, tis great, really is. I want one damn it!! Ugh pheebs message will be like a million times worse than mine!! Hahahah!!(by the way that means it will be better)
I AAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM ANNOYED. Bbbbbblllllllllaaaaaaaaa. This must be good and long and fab and ou must laugh your head of the whole time. Because I am funny, yes very very very very very very very very very very very very very funny!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!I am funny.
OOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAARRRRRRR!!! MY FELLOW TATTY PICKER!! WE ARE FAB!! V.V.V.V.V.V.V.V. FAB!!AND WE WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD WIT OUR FABNESS!!! AHAHAHAHA!! AND THEY WILL NEVER KNOW THE BETTER!! AHAHAHHAHAHA! PATHETIC MORTALS!! WE SHALL WIN!!! AND MAKE THE COMMON PEOPLE SLAAAAAAAAVES!! AHAHAHAHA!! Anyway, luv ya loads miami and Pheebs

!!
Jessiexxx
(jessimepop)

phoebe newman 29/05/01
guest at the peterson house

Myamster! Heyo sup? Well, Im crapping away at the revision… but hey!I hate Mrs Grant , reading all over that stuff that has said about me…I est depresseos… Reminding myself of my dreams…and pissing all over the place! HAHAHAH! I wonder what Jessamy Pop wrote… I shall read, ho hum riddledy dum. This is a note to u b cos I luv ya, and a piece of my wacko mind. The film was fab, and I luved the film babe… yikes I am making so many bloody mistakes on this laptop, that’s probs b cos I am a crap typer, but hey ho, my NON nimble fingers are not good enough to compare this piece a writing to Jessamys… Erlackos, must meditate:::::
:::HUMMMMMMMMMMMM::::

Ahh feel HEAPS better for that! So this is Phoebe Newman, the wun and only BOZO in the galaxy and DARN PROUD OF IT! Im sitting at Mai-anh's Laptop, which is Tres cooel! And I am typing in the crappest way EVER but hey, NOWUNS perfect!

So babe, Ive had a FAB time at ur house, and I shall hav the BEST NIGHT ever b cos I am with u guys, and also cos Im away from da hell hole home! JK JK! Im just FED up with all of this FUSS over the revision, its not like they actually make a difference in our lives… I am NOT I repeat I AM NOT going to become a bloody nuclear scientist b cos partly I have no got the will power, i.e-I would get bored after 10 mins, and partly, I do not want to follow in my dear Mrs *****’* footsteps and beome a scientist, I do not care if Anelia Samaropoulous wants to become wun, I definitely do not, all of that crap over science, its bullshit!

So, that’s my crap writing on ma moanings! Have a good time babe, and I'll cya in cyberspace after Ive killed maself over the exams! Owch knee hurts, revision to do, Luv ya babe

Luv to ya Darhhhhling

Pheebs. Xxx

They say the next big thing is here… (><) constipated I know!

mai-anh peterson 29/05/01

Well. Itz 12.20 am. And we r crapping away @ revision. Well. Im typing this. Wtf is thermal decomposition? And exthermal fucking whatjamacallit? I no mrs dixon was making such a fuss over one bloody exam but im seriously going 2 fail.. but why do I care? It’s a bullshit test and if I get a crap mark then so what?
Sorry jess is staring at me bcos im talking about sum stupid science thing. I luv u guys so much. Oh, exclamation mark! How exciting! U guys make me laugh so much. Oh wow, putting in exclamation marks makes everything so fun! Fiddlydee! Oh, and like shes so cool bcos shes a stick insect and that's so cooel. And shes a lesbian, y'know. I bet she goes home at night after telling her classes about her imaginary husband and then she makes love to a secret lover..mayb its miss duignan! With her spotty blackhead boobs!
O, nice one jess..WILLIAMSUPERSTAR..that’s sooooo not sad.(heavy sarcasm)
Im so pissed off with mrs *****, pheebs. If she wasn’t a fucking teacher I would fucking rip her fucking head off. Hey. Thought. Lets c how many swear words I can get in a sentence. Sad, I no, but I cant b arsed 2 do revision.
I fucking hate **** it’s a fucking bad crappy shitty school where all the retarded fucking teachers suck each others bloody arses and shit on all the students and the fucking sluts sleep with all the fucking bastards and wankers like fucking mrs bloody ****** fucking ***** and mr perverted *****. I hope he gets suspended. So, guys, I don’t want u 2 go 2moro.. I shal b so bloody bored, doing revision all the way down in fucking oxford. Blah. Well id better let u guys edit ur msgs..
C u in cyberspace, babes.
Words for the stressed, signing out.
Mi@mi xxxxxxxx darlings I luv u!!!!

Jessie Sayer 29/05/01
Guest at peterson house

Ooooooooh bet I can beat mai anh's swear sentence.
Here we go:
Ooh wait b4 I do that 1 thing! SAVE THE WHALE, SAVE THE WHALE,
WHEN NO ONE IS AROUND YOU, SAY YOU
LOVE THE WHALEY!
SAVE THE WHALE, SAVE THE WHALE ETC

OK, HERE WE GO:

Why the fuck do we fucking exploit or stupid bloody arses to the shitty teachers from hell who have no bloody fucking idea who in the hell they are and think they can bloody well fuck them selves. So ha fucking ha hahah bloody fucking ha u stupid arse licking fuckers!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I am aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnngggrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy!!!
Anyway,
Mwah to all,
Kisses
Jessiexxxxxxx

Phoebe Newman, Petersons Desk, 12.57 AM

Phoebes time…lalalalalala

Everywun screams in horror, SHITE PHOEBE IS HERE!!!!!

Ho hum pigs bum, if I was trying to be polite, I would say BOTTOM, BUT…I don’t give a FUCK ABOUT FUCKING SPELLLING!!!! FUCK THE NATION FUCK THE BLOODY UNIVERSE, THIS FUCKING COMMUNITY ITS FUCKED UP TO FUCK UP EVERYBODY!!!!!!

I do not care if I am being a tad on the RUDE side, but I am trying to prove a point, fucks make you feel better, so excuse te next line, it shall be purely for the beloved word of freedom::::
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!

WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE THE WHALE…SAVE IT GODDMAMIT! Cant listen to the whales, or life and exams are fucked up, so we shall turn to the next living animals, in our nation that are purely nice and er charmingly saucy!!!!!

SAVE THE WHALE SAVE THE WHALE
WHEN NOWUN IS AROUND YOU
SAY YOU LOVE THE WHALEY

Think about that, while I curse the DAMN projector!!!! ITS DUM! ITS QUICK, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE A FUCKING BIT BLOODIER BETTER THAN THE REST OF US????? FUCK IT FUCK IT AND FUCK THE HAND THAT WRITES THE NOTES, IT IS A MANGLED HAND AND IT IS SLIMEY AND YEUCKY AND IT IS A SKINNY STICK INSECT UNLIKE SUM PEOPLE THAT THINK EXAMS ARE BLOODY WELL FUCKING IMPORTANT, THEY ARE NOT GODDAMMIT AND FUCK THE NATION APART FROM THE ONES WE LOVE SO BLOODY FUCKING WELL DEARLY, IE U GUYSSSSSS!!!!!!

Alex u fucking bastard and u William u gay prick u R NOT A SUPERSTAR! THAT’S GAY AND CRAP AND FUCKING WELL SAD!!!! Alex I dont think that u can skate, and u sound like u r 10 years old…

The thing is guys, I luv ya, yep, I luv u guys, no objection!!!

Lets leave this fucking nation, leave it and visit CYBERSPACE
And lets save the whales!!!

Save em and save us

And like I said, I luv u guys, ur ma darhhhlings!!!!

Pheebs. Xxx (><) I may be constipated but I am the saviour of the toilet habits, so don’t fuck the street up with piss and crap…
I may b random, but hey, they say Im random don’t they?!!?!?

We r females of the species
Deadly, new, and rulers of the world…

Even if it is fucked up for no purpose!!!!! Due to no faults of our own and not looking at anywun but those fucking T******S

Mai-anh Peterson , location: a warm red computer chair, my bedroom, 1 am.

I have appointed geniuses. Jessie is the genius of table dancing and the game of risk, and Pheebs is the genius of bad toilet habits, so don’t fuck up the streets, man!
Oh how fun, jessie has a bad bladder.
FUCK THE POLICE! Heh sorry darty u got that in my head.
Spangly thongs??? Phoebe u come up with the most random things, babe. Jess has just popped out 2 the loo, and apparantly we can b heard all over the house, swearing and cussing the teachers and generally being arselickers.
I would like to say something:
***** IS A FUCKING ARSEHOLE WHO THROWS BLOODY FUCKING SAD PATHETIC PARTIES AND WHAT FUCKING RIGHT DOES HE FUCKING HAVE TO FUCKING INSULT OUR DARLING JESSIE AND IF HE IS GONNA B LIKE THAT THEN NO 1 SHALL GO 2 HIS PARTIES AND NO 1 WILL LIKE HIM ANYMORE BCOS HE IS A FUCKING BASTARD FUCK HIM FUCK THE WORLD FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE TEACHERS HE CAN LICK MY ARSE BECAUSE HE IS LOWER THAN DIRT AND HE IS A SKINNY RAT WITH NO BALLS WHO CANNOT SPELL AND IS A STUPID FART WHO CANT SHIT BCOS HE IS CONSTIPATED…BADLY.

Im a genius.
That was random. What shall I put?
Oh Sophie is going out with alex 2moro. (alex a, that is, phoebe) y does he like her? What does he see in her? Jesus christ. Fuck her. Oh, shag m' dog I cant b arsed 2 revise tho we must help poor phoebe revise so she wont get into arsefucks with the renters back in the bricks in clapham.
Well that was a weird sentence. Shall I translate?
We must help poor Phoebe study for our exam so she won't get into trouble with her parents back in her house in Clapham. Neat, huh? Okay, fine, no.
Im really annoyed with everyone saying 'k' and 'no offence' and 'no pressure'
And darlings, I LOVE the save the whales gig. U should send it 2 kissthisguy.com
Well ill stop now, luvya darlings!
Miami xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Jessie Sayer, located in mai anh peterson's bedroom, at 1:18 I the morning, on the 29th of may 2001-05-29

Ahahahahahahaha!! TIS JESSIE'S TURN AGAIN TO TYPE, WE ARE THE GENIUSES!! And as miami sed I am the genius of table dancing. I am the greatest table dancer EVER!!! Lalalalala!
Anyway, in science, we are just now revising puberty and periods and how boys are wet freaks who piss their beds with little weeny sperms ,ooh those little sperms are pioneers in the unknown place of the woman's womb!
Anyway, life is good, apart from the stupid exams we have after half term. How the hell can this be a fucking holiday if all we do is study, cause the teachers make this be such a bloody big deal. DAMN IT!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! Am stressed. Blah blah blah blah. Bbooooooooooooo. Well mai anh and pheebs are revising while I write here and think about SAVING THE WHALES!! Me and phoebe and mai anh are gonna join greenpeace and SAVE THE WHALES. And join the whales in the ocean and swim with them!! And live with them, and make little whale babies! (joking) I dont really wanna lose my virginity to a whale!!! Haahahhahahah! Mai anh and phoebe think that I have already lost my virginity!! OH NO THEY HAVE FOUND OUT MY DEADLY SECRET!!NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
O well. They know now! Joking!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, we are lisening to blur for some weird reason???? Ach we are back to puberty and how we grow. And sex of course. Yes, all these things we must revise for. Oooooh plus loads of things in maths. Yes, things I am not gonna go into. Blaaaaaaaahhhhh.
SAVE THE WHALES SAVE THE WHALES,
WHEN NO ONE IS AROUND YOU,
SAY YOU LOVE THE WHALIES!

Oh how we love the whalies!!!

Phoebe newman, in miami's room, at 1:38 at night, bllllllllaaaaaah just finished revising, blaaaaaaah but YAY!!

Phoebes Doc, continued, and FIFI revision!!! YAY!

Okay, let me get a few things straight, everywun is cooel, I feel cooel… and yeh I did fancy Alex for like 3 years, but saying that he wasn’t going to block me and then going out and just doing that and then FIGHTING with Jessie, calling her all of those things just to treat people like SHIT, was defiantely the LAST straw of all of the straw in the field full of straw.. yuck let him beg for mercy b cos I am definatley not going to cum begging for mercy. If he is decent, he will know how I feel, he obviously doesn’t know how to treat girls, it shows that hes not a HUNK magnet, well, yeh I luved him but not anymore.

Okay! Now onto the good stuff! Crappos, revising for Britain!!! Yeh its almost not worth it and I don’t really think that it is if u count having to do exams that basically add up to shit in ur brain!

Fuck the nation, yeh and we do respond to saving the Whales, let us become politicians and then we can joint the GREEN TEAM and save all of the WHALES! LET THEM HAVE A CHANCE AT THE FUCKING LIFE WE NEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

So I guess that’s it from me for a while, ho hum pigs bum

Im in a better mood… but yeh I am in depressios with the Mrs X

Not commenting on that name…

Donald duck DOESN’T NEED A TOWL!

I HATE FERGUS AND ALEX AND WE ALL HATE RAMZI WHAT SORT OF A GEEKY NAME IS RAMZI??? RAMAZEES???

We shall be babe magnets sooner or later, just let the bozos commonly known as BOYS see us after we have become babes!!! But hey we already are!!!!!

So Im constipated, and I m a fucking loser with no sense of reproduction Okay soz, I mean I am a loser with no sense of magentissim, oh well shall make do with the WHALES…

Cya in cyaberspace when Ive finished with the revision

Pheebs

Luv ya guys

P.s-Jason is a wong bong and I don’t think that he shall ever get a girlfriend…ie sexual intercourse and DEFINITELY NO SPERM AND BALLZ!!!!!! SCROTUM SACK… Holds the balls!!! Teehee!!! Fits of giggly laughter!!! Yar byebye.xxx

Mai-anh Peterson, somewhere, floating around in the universe, 1.50 am
Wake up it's a beautiful morning….
No, it's not. Im tired and stressed and I hate science.
Oh, u guys reading this, if we put this on a blog, prepare yourselves for evil talk of sperm and sex and whales and arselickers… okay??
Wake uuuuuuuuuuppppp…
Im really obsessed with this:
WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEY! Hehe.
Im getting obsessed with ASCII! Hurrah! Shall I give u a shat demonstration? Okay.

HHH HHH EEEEEEE YYY YYY
HHH HHH EEE YYY YYY
HHHHHHHHH EEEEEEE YYYYY
HHH HHH EEE YYY
HHH HHH EEEEEEE YYY

K THAT WAS completely SHAT but I cant b arsed 2 do a better one… uv all seen the descs and skunky and stuff on RW MUCK neway, so there.
I think fin the imaginary seal is a prick.
And fynn the bastardo off the coach is a prick-head too.
I can say three lines in spanish! Er…well I have them written on a piece of paper and the only one I can remember is tu est un bastardo.. jessie darling, hav u figured out 'dishwasher' yet??
Well darlings we had all better go 2 bed now, I shall work on putting this into a blog. Which will be availabe to the whole wide web mwahahahahahahahahha…er. Never mind.
Oh shitholes it's 2 am and I cant b fagged 2 go 2 bed.. oooh, Oasis…
U GOTTA ROLL WITH IT U GOTTA TAKE YA TIME, U GOTTA SAY WHATCHA SAY DON'T LET NE BODY GET IN UR WAY, COS IT'S ALL 2 MUCH..FOR ME TO TAKE… we r listening to virgin radio…
Wow… iv managed 2 hardly swear in this post..fungee!
I love u all darlings, c u in cyberspace…
And remember, when ur feeling too happy for ur own boots:
DON’T TELL NE1 UR TROUBLES. HALF OF THEM DON’T CARE AND THE OTHER HALF ARE GLAD THEY HAPPENED 2 U.
Lol.
Luvya again, darrrrrrrrlings,
Miami xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Jessie Sayer 30/05/01
Hahahaha! Tis 9:18 in the morning!!

Heehee! We nned to get dressed, get our stuff together, and eat breakfast in 10 mins, and I am here, typing, totally relaxed! AHAHAHAHAHA! Am feeling powerful. Blaaaaaaah. But need to go soon, but one thing,
SAVE THE WHALES, SAVE THE WHALES,
WHEN NO ONE IS AROUND YOU
SAY YOU LOVE THE WHALIE!

Heehee!! Tis funny. This is our saying now. Blaaaaah. Am tired and dry in the mouth. Iiiiiinnnnntresting. Ach. Mai anh is atrtacking me wildly! Nnooooooooooo!
K,,k,k,k,k, must go, or will become a slave.
Byeeeeeeeeee
Xxxxxxxxxxxx
Jessiexxxxxx

p.s- SAVE THE WHALES SAVE THE WHALES,
WHEN NO ONE IS AROUND YOU ,
SAY YOU LOVE THE WHALIES!

Heehee!

Phoebe is at desk that means we are at risk…ho hum

ARRARR,I am sitting at the desk with FOREVER BADBADBADBADBADBAD HAYFEVER. I wake up with like not having it in ages, and WHOO HOO, I officially have it!!!!

Am dressed and we are all sorting out the revision cards…am obsessed with the whales, yar I AM!!!!!

I must join a peace camp with u guys when I am older and then we can save the whales…
Erlackos, Mr Tony Blair is not doing anything to help them, he is just having BABIES with his darling wife CHERI…EWWW

ERLACKOS, SNEEZE… AA AA A A A A A A A A A A A A CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

::: Sniff sniff::: so u see I am in desperadoes for tishu,(tissue-miami) how the hell do u spell that, its too early for spelling guys!!!!

G2g now guys

Luv ya Pheebs. xxx

Mai-anh Peterson, a blue armchair, Bungalow of Mrs P. Peterson, 12.44 pm 30/05/01

Hey duuuuudes it's me, ur mortal enemy! Haha! The vicious hamster is back! To savage you all…well not u guys bcos I luv ya but I will bite ramzi and alex and william and alex again bcos they r soooo evil 2 u guys. Damn. I have no-one to bite now. Dammit. Oh well, I shall bite the world!
FUCK THE NATION! Darnit phoebe u hav got that into my had, so I shall do sum noo wuns.
FUCK THE STREET SWEEPERS! FUCK THE UNIVERSE! FUCK THE TORIES! FUCK THE LIB DEMS! PRAISE THE MUTHAFUCKING INTERNET! WHOOOOOO!
FUCK THE POLICE! FUCK LABOUR! FUCK THE GOVERNMENT! YEAH!

Okay im dun. I still think fuck the nation is better tho.
I guess itz not so bad here in oxford… imean, theres loads of food, and I can help myself and I have this msg board an its lovely wathr. Shit. The e button doesn't work 2 well. Or th d button..c.. when I typed weather it wnt wathr… that’s shitty…o wll I just wont use th e or th d much. Or ill just miss them out of the word..u guys can guess a word if it has no e rite??
O it sms 2 b working now. cRap. Now it stopped. I hav to prss rally har. And the c isnt working 2 goo ither. Crap. Th ltters arent workinnnnnnnnng! Help!
We hav 2 go to homebase and the petrol station an bloody shotover to walk hopscotch and get paint and petrol. Damn. I hop this laptop is charged enuff.. I want 2 b able to take it with me. So ill say goodbye now and save the battery.
Tata darlinggggs!
Miami xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ow. This ant b good. Some of the buttons still rnt working, I an hardly type because my elbow is squash into th side of the ar, and that might b because my stupid dog is LYING in the MIDDLE of the car sat with a space at 1 end so I am squashed against the other and every time I try 2 move him he just growls so I just tol him off an gav up.
So now I am waiting at a ptrol station, in a boiling hot vehicle with a stupid dog and my dad cant make him mov an h kps growling an th buttons ont work fuk! Oh NO shit. I ant writ fuk… nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Amn this omputr, amn th og… u ant vn ra this so I shall shut up an lav th builing. Gooby. ::hols up a sign saying MOTHR as sh gos down::

Th deceased hamstr… xxxxxxxxxxxx

Im back. I managed to get the dog to move over a bit. We r in my gran's car. Im hot. And I have hair all over my clothes and I have brought my science revision with me. O death be near. Shit theres hair between the keys. Hy. I just rmmbr sumthing. I hav foo. My gran kps ths prsrv fruits an I grabb sum 4 th trip. An shit th kys aren’t working… , an . oh, th ons that go in ths wors:
Appl warf an ool.
Amn thr is no way I an xplain to u guys whih kys arnt working. Wll hopfully u will b lvr an figur thm out. Amn this is gtting impossibl. I am still in th ar an it is vrrrrrry hot with le chien next to me. Ooh. The keys work…. D…. e…. c… YAY1 they’ll probably stop working again soon tho. I am going 2 join greenpeace an sav th whals! But me and jill r going to go 2 africa in our gap yr and help the misfortuned. And im being serious. Mayb l8r when I have a properly working computer and an b arsed with splling and grammr an punctuation I will xplain my point. Amn wr at hombase gotta go, bye arlings!
Miami xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I'm back…. Again. Maybe th kys wor now… too late. Oh no mayb thy o… okay maybe they don’t. the e works tho. Just not the d or th .. okay fine maybe none of them work. Fuk, I ant writ fuk, as in 'F-U- -K' raaaaaaaap. Rap I ant writ rap! Blooy hll I ant write bloody. Yes I an. Bloody hell! Okay wll sumtimes I can. Bloody bloody hell. I can do shit, easy peasy bcos it doesn't hav ne of the letters that don’t work in it. I have suddenly realised that the keys are working now. Hujjah! Hujjah? Wtf was that? Ooooh yay I can hear blue playing in sumones car nearby! BLUE ROCK. 1 for the money and the free rides itz 2 for da lie thatcha denied all rise….hehe. yay I got th og 2 mov ovr… but h squash all my rvision ars.amn him. Oh h an c what I put, no I didn’t mean that I luv u rally hopsoth. Amn I ant vn writ his nam, go ammit! Wll at least I have invented sum new swear words..
Fuck.. oh look I an write fuck! Yay! Okay so bak to nw sweearwords..
Fuk, rap, amn, blooy hll, ammit! Heehee. Now the keys are woring! Whooooooooooooooooo . im getting annoying aren't I? Well we're stopping off at shotover now to walk hopscotch so I will leave you.. (HUJJAH!)byby, c u in cyberspace dolls,at the end of the universe there is a magic cow playing the flute. Over and out,
The vicious hamster xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

AAAAAAAARGH TH CAR IS ROKING BACK AND FORTH BCOS WE R GOING ALONG A REALLY BUMPY Track AT ShoTOver..crAZY CAPiTAlS heehee. Oh its okay now, we are going along a slightly smoother road and th dog is no longer sitting on meeeeeeee yayyyyyyyy!
I don’t think my laptop can handle the heat. Arn. Darn, I mean. I wunder should I tell my dad about the letters not working? Okay well aftr I hav finishd this beause I don’t want him to see it…DUH.
I shoul put this on disk really, so it will b harder to access but I ont hav my disk drive with meeeee so I shall do it at home. Ooooh a breeze coming in thru the window. Neaty neat. FUCK THE NATION. I'm obsessed, well, u lot r obsessed with the whales, so why cant I be obsessed with fucking the nation????
Arrrrrrrrrrrgh the battery is gtting really hot, lik, boiling, so im gonna turn th computer off for a bit to let it cool down.
*Wavies*
sunny xxxxxx

Im beginning to think my gran needs some curtains in her bathroom. I mean, the window is uncovered, ideal for passers by to just look in..and conveniently there's someone having a shit! How fun!
Well, I'm sitting in the bathroom (no I am NOT on the loo) typing this and eating a Mars ice cream. And, of course, thinking about the curtains. Don't ask me why I'm in the bathroom.
Actually. Why /am/ I in the bathroom? Hhmm. No idea. I'll go back out now. Hold on.
In th hallway now..now th kithn… an now im in th living room…an now im in th big blu armhair again.
Shit th kys still aren’t working..fuk fuk fuk! I an't spll it proprly! FUUUUUUUK!
Craphols. Oh, I wrote a c. Hey, mayb that works now..hav you noticed how my writing is now fully punctuated? (with th xeption of the missing keys of course)
I had to pause there for a minute because the battery just went out so I plugged the computer in. Which means I won't be able to write on the way home because it won't have enough charge on it =(
I haven't been online today at all. What a breakthrough.
And, I need to get back so I can go online an make the blog to put all these messages on… I'm getting bored of writing to myself. Heh. Ooooooh I have an idea. Once we've updated, guys, don't tell the others that you've posted.. like a dead letterbox, yeah? Kewl. Oh crap these stupid zig-zag green and red underlined words are ANNOYING ME. So what if I'm not perfect in grammar? I've noticed…the c, d and e keys work now. Oooohlala!
So ummmmm what can I put now? Hrmsies. OOoOoOoHh NeaT I'Ve jUst NoTiCEd tHERe Is an AutosAvE on tHIS CoMpUtEr CooooooEeL!

Enough with the CrAzY CAPItaLS now guys. O.o

I'm going to ASCII in my boredom.

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33333######LUV#####3333
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Wayhay that was arsefucks but do I giv a shit? NO. Oh guss what. Th numbr three has stopped working 2. I mean,the button. Let m just try them out, bcause they seem to be working.. d, e, c and 3. OoooOoOOoOoOooOOoOoh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They doth worketh! Yay! Well, gotta go now, teatime.. :P
Byebye xxxxxxxxxx

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We left at 5. It is now 7.20 and we still aren't anywhere near Brockley. And I SERIOUSLY need to piss. Like, now. But I shall hold in it. Argh. I haven't got much battery on here so this won't be long. We're listening to Abba in the car at the moment. How fun.
Ho hum pigs bum, as Phoebe would say. OMG I NEED THE LOO. EEEEE.
If anyone tries to get in the way of me and that toilet when we get home, I will die. Like, seriously. Boing.
Ping pong. Ding dong bell Polly's in the well.
What the hell was that? A random burst of childish insanity, that's what.
Now we are listening to Marvin Gaye's 'Let's get it on' I like it, but I've heard it in a film somwhere before but I can't remember which one.
Well better run now..
Ttyl peeps!
Miami xxxxx
PS. And remember.. I NEED THE LOO! (>_<)

Yaaaaaay I got home at 8.30. WOULD YOU BELIEVE. I'm online now, so give me 5 minutes and I'll have this baby up on a Blog! Yaaaaaay!

Oh crappit my sister has kicked me off so I can't put this online. Yet. Ho hum pigs bum I sall just watch tv. My god. The cricket's on from 11 till 6.30 today on sky sports…

jessie Sayer at her house in clapham

ugh have had the coolest day. went to see the mummy returns 2 with pheebs. was fab! and then we cam eback her e and then we had to get out of the house through the back wall, and everyone thought we had just robbed my house. was really funny. and then i got back and climbed back in through the back and im sure these people rang the police.!!!! well anyway, the mumy returns was cool. not at all scary though. cool effects. hmmmm...HO HUM PIGS BUM. blaaaaa. am bored. oh am going to norfolk tommorow. yeh, is v cool. i will study and work and then get money from my grandparents. i will enjoy myself. hmmmm.....I AM REALLY BORED!!! oh guess wat? i am gettimg a phone! yay!! i am very happy about that. OH MY GOD THAT GUY FROM YESTERAY IS BACK OUTSIDE THE WINDOW. SHIT HE IS SCARY. he was here the other day when i was online. oooh, he has fone., thank ogs. ugh why does he doo this? ah well i g2g now. need to pack. yeh, need to pack for norfolk. is gonna b warm there!! YAY!!! k
byeeeeeeeeee babes
jessiexxxxx